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Zombie Rhymes: Jack Sprat

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 9:30 AM

Jack Sprat
by Jim C. Hines

Jack Sprat will drink your blood.
His wife will eat your flesh.
And so betwixt the two of them
They never leave a mess.

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.

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Surprise! Snow.

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 6:26 AM
Yesterday, it was to have snowflaked a little, then turned to rain.

Three inches of accumulation later, downtown was a MESS. Boy Scout changed a bunch of his afternoon plans so he didn't have to deal with crazy people on snowy roads at panic commute time, and came to the Vortex for numerous coffees and to stand helpfully in my way any number of times, and torment the shop cat.

Yeah, for hours.

But he made up for all that by taking me out to a downtown steak place for a nice prime rib dinner (giving time to let the worst of the traffic clear), which bolstered me nicely for the hour-long drive home. Normally it takes about thirty minutes, door to door, depending on route. Last night, once we left the slushy highway in our two-car wagon train, we got behind a driver too afraid to shift into third gear and exceed 20 MPH.

The farther north and east we went, the less snow there was, until finally we drove the last mile in a bare scummy scrim of snow--enough to leave our tire tracks on the white driveway, but nothing more.

The first snow of the season is always exciting around here. It was pretty while it was falling, but I'm certainly hoping the mess of it gets out of the way before it becomes a hassle. Plus, only the die-hard book readers come out in snow, which isn't great for business. We need this week to get us through the January slump.

And now, back to the Batcave for more writing. I am behind, let's just leave it at that. The holidays clearly aren't a good time for productivity.

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From the Chronicles of Awesome

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
As he promised in the comments on a previous post, Andy McMaster of Newcastle upon Tyne has turned Proctor and Deborah and the other characters from Traitor to the Crown into gaming figures!

You can see the whole thing at Andy's blog: http://blog.belisarius.org.uk/2009/12/life-liberty-and-pursuit-of-magic.html. He rewrites the story a bit -- an alternate history of a secret history!

Here's a taste of his work -- if you like the taste of rotting flesh: the zombies attack.
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[contests] We have a winner

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 5:25 AM
The latest caption contest voting poll has produced a winner, Kyle Cassidy. His winning entry, with a runaway 20% of the vote:

Nov 26 2009

Mr Lake, the implants will work as we discussed, but it's my personal belief that no one will take you seriously as a supervillan in that hat

Photo © 2009 M. Lake, all rights reserved. Used with permission.

Kyle, you have scored an ARC of Pinion and a fresh-off-the-press copy of Death of a Starship.

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[photos] Your Wednesday moment of zen

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 5:20 AM
Your Wednesday moment of zen.

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Montana highway. © 2006, 2009 Joseph E. Lake, Jr.

Also, don't miss yesterday's bonus zen post: [ jlake.com | LiveJournal ]

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Metamora of Palatka: 1902Shorpy with a classic Florida photo that could have been shot in any number of places in the tropical world.

x-planes with an old print of the Graf Zeppelin — Mmm.

Handcrafted wooden toys of recently extinct animals — I think this one speaks for itself. (Snurched from Drawn.ca.)

Freakonomics on a Russian plan to send apes to Mars — Money shot: Any monkeys sent into space will be supervised by robots.

Top Republican Myths about the Crotch Bomber Affair — Juan Cole debunks Reps. Pete Hoekstra and Peter King and Sen. Joe Lieberman. Admittedly, debunking Republicans (and Lieberman) is generally about like debunking the Society for the Preservation of Gravity, but millions of people take this nonsense seriously.

75 Republican congressmen want Congress to pass a resolution condemning people for saying "Happy Holidays" rather than "Merry Christmas" — And people wonder why I view faith through a political lens, when this crap is what our elected officials spend their time and resources on.

?otD: Yule or Noel?



12/30/2009
Body movement: n/a (60 minute urban walk forthcoming)
Hours slept: 6.0
This morning's weigh-in: 224.0
Currently reading: Living With Ghosts by Kari Sperring

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The Most Influential Reads of the Decade

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 6:18 AM

As we near the end of a decade (when did that happen??) I've been realizing how many amazing books have been published in the past ten years. At a time when people fear for the future of publishing, it's startling to think how much quality literature continues to be written.

I've also realized how many books from the past ten years have really made an impact on me, challenging me to think and inspiring me in my own writing. Here are some of the books (for children and teens, of course) that have most impacted me over the past ten years.

feedFeed by MT Anderson (2002) - This was my first introduction to MT Anderson's work. I've loved science fiction since I was young, but I'd never read anything with such a strong voice that wasn't afraid to be downright dark. It was funny and devastating at the same time, a rare combination. YA tends to age very quickly, but Feed seems even more pertinent today than it did when it first came out.

 


 

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The City of Ember by Jeanne Dupreau (2003) - This books (and series) helped lead me toward the kinds of stories I wanted to write. I'd loved dystopian fantasy for years, but I hadn't come across much of it for middle grade readers. I was inspired by Dupreau's ability to convey such a complex world and history in such a short book; armed with this inspiration, I wrote the kind of book that I would have liked when I was young, and that book landed me an agent.


red bookThe Red Book by Barbara Lehman (2004) - This was one of the first wordless picture books I ever encountered and I was blown away. Not only does it tell a complete story without words, its metafictional elements add even more depth to the reading experience. For anyone who says picture books are simple and easy, I say read this book.


 

knife

The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness (2008) - This is the embodiment of what people mean when they talk about a "strong voice." It's dark and action-packed and unlike anything I've read before. People tend to have a very love or hate reaction to this book because of the strong voice and its dark subject matter, but it gripped me from the first page and didn't let go.


 


lightning thiefThe Lightning Thief (and the rest of the Percy Jackson series) by Rick Riordan (2005) - When I first read The Lightning Thief, I thought it was a great premise and a fun read. But when I saw Rick Riordan speak a couple years later, I was amazed by the impact of his books. Thanks to his series, ten-year-olds knew more about Greek mythology than most adults. I realized that not only had Riordan written an engaging series, he'd also managed to create an amazing teaching tool.


 

 emma-jeanEmma-Jean Lazarus Fell Out of a Tree by Lauren Tarshis (2007) - This well-crafted story shows just how strongly characters can come across, even in third person. The first time I read this short book, I was amazed by how simple yet rich it was. Emma-Jean is a truly memorable character whose view of the world is all her own.

 


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Knuffle Bunny by Mo Willems (2004) - Not being a picture book writer myself, I don't often talk about picture books here, but that doesn't mean I don't value them. To me, Mo Willems is one of the greats. Knuffle Bunny was the first book I read by him and it remains my favorite. The story is funny and heartfelt and the illustrations are engaging but also unexpected. It makes me laugh every time I read it.


 

american born chineseAmerican Born Chinese by Gene Luen Yang (2006) - This was one of the first graphic novels I ever read and I was sold. This story could not have been told in any other way. Everything from the illustrations, to the text, to the intertwining plotlines works in perfect harmony. I love giving this book to skeptics and seeing it win them over.

 


Thbook thiefe Book Thief by Markus Zusak (2005) - The writing is amazing but the sheer scope of this book is even more so. What narrator can truly do the Holocaust justice? Death, of course. While the subject matter is heavy, the story is strangely uplifting and certainly thought-provoking. It's a bit of a hefty read, but well worth the effort.


 


 I could keep going, but I think this list is actually a pretty good representation of the past ten years. I hope the next ten will have just as many, if not more, amazing reads in store.

What have been your most influential books of the decade?


 Originally published at www.annastan.com. 

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here's how it goes, it comes to blows.

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 8:12 AM
It's the end of December, which means its nearly New Year's, which means it's time for the Inauthentic Medivnyk recipe one more time.

Happy Holidays!

(Guess what I making today?)

Ukrainian Christmas Cake (sorta)

(Other versions are less fluffy, do not have the yeast, do not have the sour cream/yogurt, do not have the sugar, are less labor-intensive, add fruit or nuts....)

Ingredients:
1 pkg. dry granular yeast
3 tbsp. lukewarm water
1 cup honey (dark buckwheat honey is preferable)
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup sour cream (I use whole milk yogurt)
1/2 cup butter
4 eggs separated
3 cups sifted flour (I use half whole wheat and half unbleached)
2 tsp. baking soda
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp. ground cloves
1 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp. salt

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 300°F. Grease your pan--rectangular cake pan or loaf pan(s).

Proof the yeast. Bring the honey to a boil and cool it slightly. The honey should be warm.

Cream the butter and sugar together with a hand-held mixer until light and creamy. Add egg yolks, one at a time, and continue to beat until all is incorporated, then add the honey and sour cream and continue to mix. Add the yeast to the resultant batter; it's mostly for flavor. *g*

Beat the eggs whites to stiff peak. Sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg, and salt. Fold the flour mixture and the egg whites, alternating, into the cake batter as gently as possible so you do not lose the loft of the meringue.

Slide the batter into the prepared loaf pans. Bake for 45 minutes-1 hour, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean. Give it a little while to set up, then invert pans on wire racks to remove cake and cool. But not too much; it's best warm.



And now I really want to make piroshkis.

But neither they nor medivnyk are really On The Discipline, now are they? And I am, again.

La.
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Helloooooo!!!!

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 8:05 AM

Still employed:                __

All teeth intact (see above):     __

Survived dog:                  __

Survived Thanksgiving:   __

Survived Christmas:         __

Survived New Year’s:       __ (pending)

Revisions completed:        ___

 

Oh, wait. “Revisions completed” seems to be lacking a __ .

Can that possibly be because I'm not finished with them yet?


bridealive-1.jpg picture by Isabeaulia

"What? WHAT??? How dare you insinuate this novel is a hopeless cause?"

Young-Frankenstein-bh01.jpg picture by Isabeaulia

"Shh, it's okay, it's okay...she won't hit you again, I promise."


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As the noughties come to an end…

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 7:59 AM
The decade of the noughties is almost behind us. As we usher in the teenies, I find myself thinking about how much my life and the lives of those closest to me will change over the next ten years. 
 
Senior Management has worked so hard for the family.  I’m determined to make a success of myself, so that she can give up work.
 
My teenage boy, already more grown up than me in so many ways, will become a man. I’ve no doubt he will excel in whichever field he chooses.   Come 2020, he may be married.  Who knows? I may even be a grandad, though if you’re reading this, son, I’d rather you waited.
 
Then of course, I think of my beautiful daughters. They’ve already come so far since the curse of autism stole them from us. They know us now. They know our names – at least most of the time – and thank the Lord, they’re happy.   By the end of this next decade, they’ll be in their mid-twenties.  What will become of them? How much more of them can we get back?
 
All around the world, as these last hours of 2009 slip away, billions of people will contemplate their New Year resolutions. Some plan to quit smoking, or drinking, or get themselves fit. Many will decide to change how they treat other people, or how they treat themselves.
 
I have just one resolve, and it’s not for the year, it’s for the decade.  
 
I aim to carve out a career in writing, and I will succeed.  
 
How about you?
 
What’s your plan for the next ten years?



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Bits and Pieces

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 4:51 AM

Since the itty-bitties arrived, I've been even less present here in the blog-o-sphere.  There's typically just too many other things to do between the books, the babies, the day job.  But I thought I'd throw together some bits and pieces of the last week or so.

Saw Avatar last week.  Loved it.  Yes, the writing could have been better and there were some cliches in the thick of it.  But stunning special effects and an overall message about violence, exploitation and the need to care for our environment that I can get behind.  Have we seen this movie before?  Well, yes, if you've seen Dances with Wolves or Fern Gully.  But in space.  With kick-ass special effects.

I also saw two other movies of note.  The Hangover...funny stuff.  And Funny People, which I actually found quite beautiful.  I thought Rogen and Sandler were excellent together in a story that had wit and heart.

I started back to exercising finally after a long absence.  I was walking 2 miles a day around the time that Dad got sick.  Then, with his illness and passing, all those good habits went out the window.  Now, I've got my stationary bike in the Den of Ken and I've been riding it in the mornings.  Getting ready to go ride now, actually, once I finish this cup of coffee.

While I ride, I'm re-reading Donald Maass's Writing the Breakout Novel and I'm still finding it quite relevant. 

I'm also in the final stretch on reviewing copyedits for Antiphon and should be finished today or tomorrow.  Then, I write the acknowledgements and put it all in the mail.

It's been nice to see Lamentation showing up on some other lists of noteworthy books for 2009.  I still find it hard to believe that it hasn't even been out a year yet.  Or that I'm at the front end of volume four in my production cycle.  Wacky how time flies.

In other news, it's snowed and I'm not quite sure what the roads are like.  We have between 4 and 6 inches.

Okay, time to ride before the Little People wake up.

 


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i was stirring my brandy with a nail

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 7:49 AM
Dear Seattlites:

A friend of mine is one of the folks involved in opening a new downtown late-night restaurant in your Fair City. Which debuts tonight! So hie thee to The Night Kitchen. Even though I've never been there, I am pretty sure I can vouch for the place.

Love, Bear
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Sleet, Shame, and Resolution Difficulties

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Oddly, I am much less excited by the post-Christmas sleet than I was by all that lovely white Christmas snow. Sigh. I'm trying not to take it as a sign...

Apart from the sleet, though, everything has been going really well. Or, at least... Ahem. Everything has been going well apart from The Horrible And Humiliating Pie Incident, but I don't think I'm quite ready to write about that in any detail yet. Let's just say it'll be a long time before I feel confident enough to bake pecan pie again - or, especially, to offer to bake it for a whole, big family gathering.

Oh, the horror, the horror... shudder!

In other news, I'm trying to come up with a set of reasonable, challenging-but-do-able New Year's writing resolutions. That's harder than it might sound, because I still feel like I haven't totally gotten a grip on what reasonable resolutions actually are when you have a toddler in the house. (Partly, of course, because the answer keeps changing as he grows and learns. What I could do when he was 8 months old and had only just started to crawl has NOTHING in common with what I can do now that he's 15 months old, walking, and curious about everything!)

At various points this past year, I got really frustrated by not meeting some personal goals that - as it turned out - were actually pretty unrealistic. Now, I finally feel like I've gotten into a pretty good writing schedule again, but I'm really torn between aiming high, to push myself as far as I can possibly go, or aiming low, to avoid sickening frustration. Hmm. Putting it that way, I guess there's an obvious answer: aim high but don't hate myself if I fail. Hmm...

How do you guys balance your New Year's resolutions? Or do you not do them at all?
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New Year

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 12:16 PM
It's traditional to do an end of year post, so here is mine before the activity of New Year's Eve cuts in. Hope everyone has a great New Year and that 2010 contains all that you hope for and nothing that you fear.

As usual, I am dividing this into the good, the bad, and the ugly, otherwise it resembles one of those ghastly Xmas round-robins in which I reveal that little Genevieve has won a Nobel prize in music and the cats have gained a cordon bleu standard in cooking.

Read more... )
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Picture post -- Tsaritsino 2 (Interiors)

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Fun fact: Tsaritsino used to be a village called Black Mud. It was renamed by an imperial decree, because Catherine the Great sure as hell wasn't putting that on her return address labels. ("Tsaritsino" is derived from "tsaritsa", the female form of "tsar").

Here we have a few interiors of the palace. The first photo shows some of the original brickwork, and the rest are various staircases and halls. It's a diverse and beautiful space; sadly, we couldn't go to the Golden Hall (the main ballroom of the palace) because they were hosting a children's New Year-themed matinee there. Well, can't begrudge them that.



More pictures under the cut )
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Plans: how they’re developing

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 6:37 PM

For the past month or so, I’ve been working weekends (and the occasional weekday-morning) at a nice café in East Perth – Toast, by some water – which, while a fun and sometimes challenging experience, hasn’t given me enough money to save for Asia-travels. Hours plummeted on the approach to Christmas, as the café is not in the shopping area, and I’ve literally saved about $200. (I’ve been paying rent to Penny’s household, buying most of my own lunches, using public transport, plus random expenditure…) Every dollar helps, of course, but I need more.

Starting January 3rd, I’ve got a 3-week job harvesting sandalwood seeds in the countryside about 100km from Perth, which’ll give me a bit more money.

After that, I need to work for another 6 weeks or so, at the café if I must but ideally something with more hours, either in Perth or more farm-type work elsewhere in the country. I want to zoom travel all around Australia: north to Broome and the Kimberley, into Darwin and south to Alice Springs and south to Adelaide, east to Melbourne, up to Sydney where I’ll stay with my uncle for about a week, with a trip up to Queensland to see the Barrier Reef. As much Australia as I can fit into a few weeks!

See, I have a deadline for leaving Australia. My round-the-world ticket gave me a flight from Sydney to Bangkok (and a Bangkok to London flight), and I’ve adjusted the dates: I fly from Sydney to Bangkok on April 9th. I want to celebrate Songkran in Chiang Mai with two or three friends who are intending to converge there, around April 13th to 15th.

My Bangkok to London flight is on September 23rd, so I’ll have just under six months to see as much of East Asia as I can afford. (I have money besides what I earn here, but obviously the more I earn here, the less of my other money I need to use.)

I’m getting very, very excited about the experiences and sights and adventures 2010 is bringing.

Originally published at Tales and Foreign Markets. You can comment here or there.

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There are loose ends by the score

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow I am flying out of Oamaru on the last Air New Zealand flight to leave from the airport! In one of those freakishly tiny planes!

I am pretty sure that this situation is ripe for narrative drama - "tragedy struck today when the final flight out of Oamaru was eaten by a giant", that kind of thing - so I am superstitiously writing about it in here so that it can never happen.

Assuming I live out the day and make it to a new decade, I will have to write some books I guess! To that end, what is your favourite creepy fairy tale/folk tale/mythological creature?

I myself was always a bit cautious around water in the wild for fear of possible taniwha, and gorgons just creep me the heck out. SNAKES. SNAKES FOR HAIR.
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Comics Wednesday - Anita Blake

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Anita Blake: Guilty Pleasures was one of the first comics I picked up (if you're discounting Archie from back in the day). Don't look at me like that - I KNOW. But, regardless, I liked the books, so I figured I'd like the comics as well.

They follow the books closely (probably because Laurell K Hamilton has final say on everything) and that's always a relief. But, the thing is, after my subscription to Laughing Corpse (the second book) plays out, I'm not renewing it for the third one. This is for two reasons, one larger than the other. The first (and less important) is that I kind of hate to waste money on comics where I've already read the book. It just feels wasteful. But even that wouldn't be enough to stop me if it wasn't for the art. See, for the first half of Guilty Pleasures, Dabel Brothers were the publishers and they had Brett Booth as the artist. And it fit the story and setting perfectly, very dark and edgy and BEAUTIFUL.



But then, for reasons completely unknown to me, a bunch of things changed. (And, yeah, I can make an educated guess on WHY they changed but that's neither here nor there) Marvel took over and artists changed. Now the comics just have that generic comic feel that doesn't stand out in the least. It doesn't capture the world in the least - even a room covered in blood looks generic. Just blah.



Which is disappointing, to say the least. But I like Anita Blake. So I guess I'll just stick with the novels from here on out.

Guilty Pleasures: 7/10
Laughing Corpse and First Death: 4/10
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Growth

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 2:35 AM
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