KAZ: Brain, oh brain, please tell me why you are so tired...
KAZ'S BRAIN: *grunt*
KAZ: Hello? Are you in there? You have eleventy-thousand emails and LJ comments to answer. Could you help me out with that please?
KAZ'S BRAIN: No.
KAZ: But... brain! THAT IS YOUR JOB. I demand you reply to comments and start thinking about the Day Job tomorrow and maybe even reply to an email or two.
KAZ'S BRAIN: I cannot, for I am all used up and worn out.
KAZ: Don't say this to me, brain. I have need of you! What happened??
KAZ'S BRAIN: I wrote 7,012 words today. 7k. I have never done such a thing before. Ever. In my whole life as your brain.
KAZ: O.o Really? 7k?! But brain, we have never written that amount of words in one day before!!
KAZ'S BRAIN: That is what I just said. Which is why I am the brain and you are just the person carrying me around.
KAZ: Um...
KAZ'S BRAIN: I rest my case. Also... *thud*




*Inspired by Doctor Who: The Brain of Morbius because, yes, I am a geek. :)